August 2012
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July 2012
Don't judge me, BUT...
world-shaker:
…I feel like a genius during Kid Week on Jeopardy.
Sorry I’m not sorry.
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Is this going to become a Thing, because I don't...
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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Dean: Our family's not cursed. We just... have our dark spots..
Sam: Our dark spots are pretty dark.
Dean: You're dark.
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hortonhearsadoctorwho:
i just want tony and bruce to be best frans forever
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The Avengers cast answer that age-old puzzle......
Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Robert Downey Junior: Well I would assume we are talking about chickens here, as in plural? It does take two to tango... yeah, so definitely the egg. *Grins*.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Samuel L. Jackson: Are you kidding me? *Looks to the side at someone beyond camera*. He's kidding me right. Oh you're not kidding me. Yeah, well definitely one of the strangest questions I've been asked. Okay then. It's the chicken. Why? Well, here's one for you then. Why did the chicken cross the street? Yeah, you heard me!
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Mark Ruffalo: Wow, that's a deep question. Can't we discuss the hulk smashing things up? Right, okay, well I'm going to say the egg. Because who said the egg had to be a chicken's egg? And dinosaurs were first and they laid eggs.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chris Evans: Okay. Erm. Would go for the chicken. Without a chicken there can't be an egg. Right?
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Jeremy Renner: Good question. Scarlett?
Scarlett Johansonn: Oh no no no, you can't pass the buck to me. *Slaps Jeremy lightly on the shoulder*. Okay, isn't this something to do with the universe beginning?
Jeremy: Yeah, so that's the chicken then.
Scarlett: Okay, there you go - the chicken!
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Cobie Smulders: Oh, definitely the chicken.
Clark Gregg: No, I would have to say the egg.
Cobie: Why the egg?
Clark: Because you said chicken. *Flaps arms and makes chicken phwarp phwarp sounds*.
Cobie: Oh good chicken.
Clark: Yeah, can I have some fries with that?
Cobie: Ahahahaha.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chris Hemsworth: I dunno mate. Isn't that, like, a deep question? Ask Tom, he would probably be able to tell you. But as it's a toss-up fifty/fifty I'll go with the chicken.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Tom: My goodness, I have never been asked that question before. That's a good question. Well of course such a question poses many possibilities. I think if I remember correctly... erm this question was first posed by some of our great philosophers.
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Tom: Wasn't it Aristotle who said both chicken and egg must have existed at the same time? Erm, no child can ever be born without a parent because it goes against nature. I think that's what he said.
Interviewer:
Tom: I remember reading somewhere that Stephen Hawking decided that the egg came before the chicken but I can't remember his argument for it. I suppose I better reread it. Ehehehehe.
Interviewer:
Tom: But then of course there is the question of the egg and the chick being a metaphor to the beginnings of the Universe. Something can never come from nothing although The Big Bang Theory can of course be an allusion to that.
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Tom: And the Bible which states that God created all creatures which would imply that the chicken definitely came first.
Interviewer:
Tom: Wow, this is a very interesting and deep question. I definitely couldn't presume to make a blanket statement either for or against when there are so many factors involved.
Interviewer:
Tom: And oh, then there's Plato. He wrote there is nothing new in the Universe. So when Earth started to exist both the chicken and the egg would have been there, waiting, in spirit.
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Tom: *Drums fingers on chin and stares at ceiling*. I remember...
Interviewer: *Sticks out hand for Tom to shake*. Sorry Tom but I have to go interview, erm, someone else.
Tom: Oh, oh sure. Thank you very much. Really great interview, man. *Shakes hand*.
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uncitronpoisson replied to your post: Okay made it 15:30 through Teen Wolf before officially calling it quits.
btw over spring break we need to play at least one drinking game.
I definitely agree. What do you think the odds of us convincing whoever they get to take over DS to take us to NYC are?
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uncitronpoisson replied to your post: Okay made it 15:30 through Teen Wolf before officially calling it quits.
Is it something to make a drinking game of?
Yeah: “Drink every time someone says something idiotic.” So wasted you would be
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Okay made it 15:30 through Teen Wolf before...
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Just watched the first five minutes of Teen Wolf.
These kids are so STUPID I don’t think I can go through with this.
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oldcoyote:
sarfaticriss:
oh my gOD shut up marius there is a revolution going on
#really tho you met her 5 minutes ago you asshole
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Aaaand I’m caught up on White Collar
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Ugh guys, Matt Bomer just has a really pretty nose
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What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100... →
a-scandal-in-tumblr:
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
downeyjr-hiddleston:
deatheaterdisco:
Does anyone realize how many lives that would save?
How many people that would feed?
How much hope that would give?
100 grains of rice is just 10 correct questions.
DO IT. NOW.
You don’t have to pay any money or anything
do it. come on, save some people.
I just did 1,000 grains, come on guys!
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Anonymous asked: Donna Noble
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Give me a character
apriki:
and I’ll break their ass down:
How I feel about this character
All the people I ship romantically with this character
My non-romantic OTP for this character
My unpopular opinion about this character
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
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Your Favorite YA Novels Ever
fishingboatproceeds:
NPR.org is running a poll about the best-ever young adult novels. You get to choose 10 titles from among a very impressive list. It’s fun and easy and you should do it.
And yes, my books are among the books you can vote for, but certainly don’t feel obligated. There are a lot of great books on that list, and when I voted, I didn’t vote for myself!
…is an example of...
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aristotle: we are what we repeatedly do
plato: well then i guess i'm YOUR MOM
plato: *high fives socrates*
colinfirth:
buttpower:
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
Solving a Problem
edwardspoonhands:
So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box.
As harmless as that no doubt is, it is for some reason unsettling. A home is a private place and it’s weird to feel like the...
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Watchfilemeunderfunky:
this is ringo and he howls cutely
look at him go
Is Ringo the dog or the man?
uncitronpoisson:
Wearing a dress to dinner.
I know my family is going to make a comment about it.
I chose a dress for 2 reasons:
I wanna feel pretty.
I didn’t feel like dealing with pants.
I don’t understand why people have these prejudices against dresses. They look twice as polished for half the effort.
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Jason Segel & Michelle Williams: Engaged! →
When Michelle Williams retreated to her hotel room after a long day promoting her new movie, Oz: The Great And Powerful, in San Diego, all she could think about was sinking into her king-size bed. The last thing she expected was to find boyfriend Jason Segel and six-year-old daughter Matilda waiting expectantly, the room scattered with her favourite purple flowers.
“Matilda was sitting on the...
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uncitronpoisson replied to your post:
Doctor Mom wants to know how you know it’s water. IE Did you just go swimming/shower/etc? Because it could be an ear infection or something and you have fluid trapped behind your eardrum or something.
Yeah I went swimming and backstroked for a long time and it was a bad, bad idea. Maybe the earwaxyfluidy stuff mixed with the water and that’s why the...
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